1. I do not have children. If you see pics of me with an adorable 3 1/2 year-old and a sassy 11-month old, I'm spoiling the best nephew and niece in the world. The hubby and I ADORE children, but have not reproduced. Don't ask when/if we will go down that road. This will prompt a rolling of the eyes and an equally rude response to what is a very rude question.
2. My dog is NOT a puggle. I have nothing against puggles, but she doesn't even closely resemble one. Vella is a true Heinz 57. If I had a dollar for every person who stopped on the streets of NYC to ask if Vella was a puggle, I'd be a rich lady.
3. My dog is NOT a boy. People...what don't you get about the pink sailboats on her leash?!?